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SamuelLJackson

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Personal Quote: "Enough Is enough, I've had It with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane&quot

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Snakes on a plane and pulp fiction
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Being Badass, killing snakes on planes, Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction

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There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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friggin mayonaise
:iconsamuelljackson::iconsaysplz:God, I love mah afro.
:iconsnake-plz::iconsaysplz:Hey, Samuel, I hate to say it, but for ridiculing us in Snakes on a Plane, we'll have to eat your hair off.
:iconsamuelljacksonplz::iconsaysplz::iconfffuuuplz:
:iconstephencolbertomgplz: - OMG!

:iconsamuelljackson: - what happen' ?

:iconstephencolbertomgplz: - I saw justin bieber!!!

:iconjustinbieberplz: - NO U DIDN'T!!!

:iconjohntravoltaplz: - WTH are he doing here?!?

:iconfingerplz: - F*** U justin bieber!

:iconbrucewillisplz: - Yipi kayey justin bieber!

:iconyourfaceplz: - What is this???

:iconobamaplz: - This is nonsece!

:iconpoliticsplz: - NO, this is politics...

:iconfacepalmplz: - Can this be explained...

:icongeorgebushplz: - ...only in America!

:iconhomerplz: - Maybe in Ohio, but not in america!!!

:iconangerplz: - NOW, u all shut up and justin bieber go away!!!

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I'm a Christian and proud of it. If you are too, copy & paste this into your signature.
Simpsons, vectors, rainmeter
:iconsamuelljackson:Does he look like a bitch?

:iconsamuelljackson:ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT!?

:iconsamuelljackson:Mhm! This IS a tasty burger!

:iconsamuelljackson:Say what again, SAY WHAT AGAIN, I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!

:iconsamuelljackson:Oh, i'm sorry, did i break yo consentration?

:iconsamuelljackson:...And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

EPIC LINES.
Samuel: Oh sorry did I break your concentration? Please continue, as you're saying something about best intentions? Oh you're Finish?! Then let me ask one last thing, Describe what Marsellus Wallace looked like?
Guy: What?
Samuel: What country you from huh?!
Guy: What?
Samuel: What ain't no country! What do you mean what?! As in English watt?!
Guy: What?
Samuel: ENGLISH MOTHERF*CKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
Guy: Yes!!
Samuel: Then you know what I'm sayin?!
Guy: Yes!!!
Samuel: Then describe what Marsellus Wallace looked like?
Guy: What?!
Samuel: *Points gun* SAY WHAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERF*CKER! SAY WHAT ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME!!
Guy: He's Black!
Samuel:Go on.
Guy: He's Bald!
Samuel: Does he looked like a b*tch?!
Guy: What?
*Shot fired right on the guy's shoulder.*
:iconsamuelljackson: This account is a sign.

:iconjohntravoltaplz: A sign of what?

:iconsamuelljackson: A sign that's telling me to watch Pulp Fiction again!